Pointless microblogging by a Jersey twit.
daveholmes:

Can we get an estimate on how many more times this ridiculous 5th-grade horseshit has to happen before we decide as a culture that some people are just born gay and that we might want to start treating them respectfully? And that the worst shit you hear about gay people is spread by the gayest people who hate themselves the most? 
Can we just fucking ballpark it so I can plan my life accordingly? Like, three more times? Thirty more times? Because it is for sure going to happen at least thirty more times. 

What Dave said.

daveholmes:

Can we get an estimate on how many more times this ridiculous 5th-grade horseshit has to happen before we decide as a culture that some people are just born gay and that we might want to start treating them respectfully? And that the worst shit you hear about gay people is spread by the gayest people who hate themselves the most? 

Can we just fucking ballpark it so I can plan my life accordingly? Like, three more times? Thirty more times? Because it is for sure going to happen at least thirty more times. 

What Dave said.


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